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Why? Because Bumblr decided a large portion of my blog was "sensitive" and obscene when I'm a SFW blog.

So I'm repurposing this old account as a sketch log instead. 
Don't worry, all of my old work is still in tact, but from now any new content is purely sketches.

If you loved my work, fantastic! Thank you for still supporting me even though this account was abandoned!
Look forward to more sketches and WIPs posted here separate from my main account, found here:

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If you loved my work in the past, please continue supporting me and my completed works over there!

In time, maybe this will also become my writing account, as I had done a lot of that in the past, too.
Or adoptables, I did a lot of those if that was what you were into.

I'm not sure how many still actively follow me, but I'd love to hear thoughts on where to take this current WIP account.

Again, thank you for supporting me through so much!
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"What one does in life is merely improv within the script of fate."



HAVE YOU EVER KNOWN THOSE PEOPLE WHO MAKE CHARACTERS SO BAD YOU JUST DON'T WANT THEM TOUCHING YOUR CHARACTERS? 
DO THEY HAVE THE TRAITS OF A SUE?
DO THEY CARRY ANY OF THESE TRAITS?
ARE THEY YOUR OWN CHARACTERS?
SHAME ON YOU.
NOW FIX IT.

Okay I just like reading through to make satires shh you'd be amazed-

In other news, I have a keyboard. :iconimsotiredplz: Yaaaay-
Excuse me while I waste my life with memes like I've never enjoyed typing so much---- I also drank a cup of coffee with 4 spoons of sugar forgive me--

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first meme YAYAYAYEAH-

Pick 3-5 characters, and have them interviewed. Write their answers in a script/skit format.

Random.org chose the angels of death what even--

Firstly, introduce yourselves!
Ado: :icondivaplz: Hmph! How could you possibly know not who I am?! 
Vasa: :iconsryyea: No one cares, Ado-
Ado: :iconultraangryplz: ... You would do well to keep your mouth shut.
Kojiro: :iconlesigh-plz: Shut up Ado, just answer the question and move on.
Vasa: :iconcreepylaughplz: Ehehehe showed you. :iconsothereplz: Vasa, reaper of souls.
Kojiro: :iconcielsipplz: My name isn't necessary, carry on.
Ado: :icondidyoujustplz: ... ... ...

What do you do for a living?
Vasa: :iconpokerfacememeplz: ... Kill.
Ado: :iconidontthinksobetchplz: ... Babysit a yahoo and monitor tuna.
Kojiro: :iconhahaveryfunnyplz: ... I may hunt people, but taxidermy might be a future interest on top of pest control, I never liked giant moles.
Vasa: :iconkiddlaughplz: Ado's just an asskisser, he ain't nothin' real.
Ado: :iconedshockplz: ... I never liked fish... :iconultraangryplz: Shut up, Vasa, before I rip your throat out-
Vasa: :iconeddanceplz: Ass kisser, ass kisser, ass kisser, ass kisser~

And after you are done with work or school or whatever it is you do, what do you do to unwind?
Ado: :iconthatsgreatplz: ... Kick puppies.
Kojiro: :icongo-on-plz: Is that so? Afraid to kick the big dogs? I'll be sure to tell the akaokau you are in contact with.
Ado: :iconduudewtfplz: ... Look here you lush-
Vasa: :iconrussialolderpplz: I KICK BUTTS- //punts Ado//
Kojiro: :iconimsotiredplz: Okay then, that works, too.

Any bad habits or nasty indulgences, like smoking or gambling?
Kojiro: :icongerardshrugplz: I wouldn't call drinking a bad habit, it gives me something to do besides kill things.
Ado: //crashes back down// :iconamericawhyplz: YOU ARE A BAD HABIT-
Kojiro: :iconihateitplz: //stabs// Your habit is clearly opening your mouth.
Ado: :iconblooddeathplz: ... you prick...
Vasa: :iconsuperw00tplz: I CONDONE VIOLENCE AND LEWD ACTS!

Do you wear hats, and if so, which is your favorite?
Vasa: :iconbrainbrokeplz: ... //sets down a top hat// :icontophatplz: ... They're ritzy and shit and look pretty fine.
Ado: //stacks another hat// :iconpileofhatsplz: ... Not bad.
Vasa: :iconheplz: ... //another// :icontowerofhatsplz:
Kojiro: :iconlll-plz: ... I hate hats... //has a tower of hats on head//

Favorite method of killing someone?
Vasa: :iconpsychotic1plz: ... Slow, painful, and bloody, preferably starting with limbs and working to the head.
Ado: :icondidyoujustplz: ... I would rather it be clean. Implosions, vacuums, spacial distortion, but I do like to hear them scream.
Kojiro: :iconpsychotic2plz: If they don't drown, flaying them and eating them alive always works.
Vasa: :iconhigh5plz: YEAAAHHH--- CANNIBALS!
Ado: :iconduudewtfplz: ... I don't even.

What genre of books do you like to read? And if not those, any magazines or comics you might like?
Kojiro: :iconwhatthehellplz: ... Read?
Vasa: :iconheplz: Bubbles can't read-
Kojiro: :iconthatsmellplz: I can read in my native language, thank you, oh great one without any eyes to begin with.
Vasa: :iconhaterdanceplz: At least my excuse is valid-
Ado: :iconwhatisthisplz: ... Am I the only one that can read at ALL?
Kojiro: :iconrinmadplz: I just said-
Vasa: :iconidowhatiwant-plz: BRAIN DAMAGED TUNA, GET YOUR BRAIN DAMAGED TUNA-
Ado: :iconnanamilaughplz: Explains a lot-
Kojiro: :iconshakethatplz: I'LL GIVE YOU BRAIN DAMAGE, YOU OVERGROWN IGUANA-
Ado: :iconrinwaitnoplz: DON'T SHAKE THE BABY, YOU'LL BREAK IT-

What song could you put on repeat over and over again?
Vasa: :iconretardthinkingplz: ........... What?
Ado: :iconstaredadplz: Now look what you've gone and done, he's more mentally challenged than he was before!
Kojiro: :icongrumpycat-plz: GOOD.
Vasa: :iconsuperw00tplz: I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES-
Ado: :iconimspeechlessplz: NO-
Kojiro: :iconohgodwhyplz: ... ... ... :iconwhyyouuplz: SHUT UP, NEXT IS YOUR VOCAL CHORDS-
Ado: :iconjustwhyplz: HOW AM I STUCK WITH THIS-?!

Do you have any pets?
Vasa: :iconkonatadeadplz: ...
Ado: :iconimtwitchingplz: ........ no, no I do not.
Kojiro: :iconinternalinjuryplz: ... Once. Then it was eaten by my guardian at the time.
Jouichirou: :iconjourageplz: FDJSFIUJEROUPAJDSFUER THAT WAS MY CAT-

What is the first thing you tend to notice when you first meet someone? What impresses you? What disgusts you? Is there anything that ever particularly grabs your interest – something you might find attractive? (Like glasses or a certain eye color.)
Ado: :iconwhutfaceplz: ... Nothing impresses me as all are beneath me.
Kojiro: Oh I just love purple, it's my favorite. :iconhahaveryfunnyplz: It's so fantastic that I just want to snap your neck, you adorable purple creatures, you-
Vasa: :iconbadassplz: I like souls. Blue, pink, purple, don't matter, I'm colorblind-
Ado: :icongetawayplz: ... I feel threatened...

Do you like roller coasters?
Vasa: :iconadamblackpp: What is that?
Ado: :iconhmph-plz: Absolutely not.
Kojiro: :iconibarawhatplz: No!
Vasa: :iconwtfisthatplz: TELL ME WHAT IT IS-

If your character were in a video game, what game would you likely be in? You can name a genre, or a specific game.
Vasa: :icondothisthingplz: TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK A ROLLER COASTER IS YOU BUTTMUNCH-
Ado: :iconwatchoutweplz: ... I would be involved in no such thing as video games.
Kojiro: :iconignoreuplz: I don't even know what those are-

Do you have any siblings? Do you like them?
Vasa: :iconimadplz: ... ... ... :iconimsotiredplz: Oh yeah, had 19 or so others, dun care for 'em.
Ado: :iconincomprehensionplz: ... ... ... N-no, never had any...
Kojiro: :iconannoyedenvyfaceplz: Yes, a sister, she's okay I guess, can I leave now?
Vasa: :iconehesmileplz: Aww are you getting gwumpyyyyy???
Kojiro: :iconlesigh-plz: ... ... ... Vasa, getting real sick of your shi-
Vasa: :iconnobodycares-plz:
Kojiro: :iconshizuoplz: SICK. OF. YOUR. SHIT.
Vasa: :iconizayaownedplz: FIODUJFOIEURJAIDFUOJER
Ado: :iconduudewtfplz: ... They might as well be siblings, too.
Vasa: :iconiregretnothing1plz::iconiregretnothing2plz:
Kojiro: :icondafuqplz: ...
Ado: :iconwatfaceplz: ...

Ever cross-dressed before?
Vasa: :iconimsotiredplz: Dafuq is that.
Kojiro: ... Does it classify as such even if a transformation took place to get information?
Ado: :icongo-on-smile-plz: ... Do tell, milady.
Vasa: :icondashwhuutplz: YOU'RE A WOMAN?!
Kojiro: :iconohgodwhyplz: ... Kill me.

What are your impressions about the other interviewees? 
Ado: :iconehesmileplz: Explains why you smell like fish-
Kojiro: :icondidyoujustplz: ... I don't-
Vasa: :iconimsopervyplz: I'm just around for their souls.
Ado: :icongo-on-plz: I personally dislike both of you.
Kojiro: :iconihateitplz: ... Mutual.

Do you even want to be here?
Vasa: :iconsuperw00tplz: NOPE.
Ado: :iconwhutfaceplz: ... No.
Kojiro: :iconlll-plz: ..................................................................

Tell me a secret you know about anyone – it could be any other character, even ones that aren’t at this interview! Reveal something they wouldn’t want others to know!
Ado: ... Why?
Vasa: :iconskankyplz: Bubbles was married to a prostitute-
Kojiro: :iconhahaveryfunnyplz: ... ... ... :iconplak1plz:
Vasa: :iconplak8plz: SHE WAS-
Ado: :iconohokaythenplz: ... Still a sore spot, is it?
Vasa: :iconholyshitmuffinsplz: I BET SHE SLEPT WITH A WHOLE TOWN.
Kojiro: :iconshiietplz: ... Vasa, would you like to retain any sense of masculinity? Because I will gladly rip it off and force you to deepthroat it-
Vasa: :icongetawayplz: ... Jouichirou's a cumguzzler-
Ado: I can agree to that.

What do you wear to bed?
Vasa: :iconcomprehensionplz: The fuck do I need sleep for?
Ado: :iconshadowedplz: I'm uncertain as to why you need to know what I wear in my own private quarters.
Kojiro: :iconorekigehplz: You know, I actually agree with you for once, shrew. Next question.
Vasa: :iconskankyplz: Why? Do you two wear lingerie?
Ado: :iconplak1plz:
Kojiro: :iconthrowplz: 
Vasa: NO REGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETS!

Do you sleep more during the day, or during the night?
Ado: :iconibarahmphplz: I'd prefer sleeping at dawn and dusk, and awaken while they're either asleep or on the move.
Kojiro: :iconorekipoutplz: Oh yes, instead of ambush them while they're too tired to fight or too confused to respond. Brilliant. Personally I'd rather sleep during the day.
Vasa: :iconidowhatiwant-plz: ONLY BITCHES NEED SLEEP, I'M A REAL MAN. :iconasakohehplz: Of course you guys either sleep around or you're beaten so hard you're unconscious. Only makes sense a whore met a prostitute and the pussy was jealous-
Ado: :iconkillitwithaliceplz: Vasa...
Kojiro: :icondpkillitplz: Stop talking.
Vasa: :iconqueplz: ... kay.

Thank you for showing up. What do you plan to do now that it’s all over?
Kojiro: ... ... ... ... ... :iconsnapeleavesplz:
Ado: :iconffryojiplz: ... ... ... :iconimadplz: I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO GO ANYWHERE, FISHLIPS-
Vasa: :icondojimathumbsupplz: I plan to kill you and steal your soul while your body's used to make a delectable soup. Hope that's okay with you- :iconcicadablockplz: Nice... and slow.
Ado: :iconsrslymemeplz: ... ... ... What- :iconimsodoneplz: I don't care anymore-
Vasa: :iconmakalaughplz: Hold still, okay-



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"What one does in life is merely improv within the script of fate."



I WAS BORED SO HERE HAVE A STUPID MEME.

Twelve Characters I Love

1.Ciera
2. Vanessa
3. Koji
4. Kentsugi
5. Lenake
6. L'eamonde
7. Zircon
8. Faizal
9. Faris
10. Kaz
11. Jou
12. Ujiin


1. If [Faizal] was involved with both [Zircon] and [Kentsugi] how would [Zircon] and [Kentsugi] react when they found out about one another?
Kentsugi: :iconstaredadplz: ... Oh. Well. I didn't realize you were in on this, too.
Zircon: :iconlegolasstareplz: What on earth- Explain yourself! Both of you! :iconwhatdoesitmeanplz: DON'T USE ME LIKE THIS!
Faizal: :iconsryyea: So I wanted to take over the world, and you both helped start another war for me. SO I FIGURED you know, dinner. To celebrate. :iconskankyplz:
Zircon: :iconwatfaceplz:
Kentsugi: :iconwhutfaceplz: ...
Faizal: :iconbiggrinfaceplz: Happy New Year! //flee//
Kentsugi: Nothing of that made any sense... :icondidyoujustplz:

2. [Vanessa] and [Lenake] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [Jou] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [Jou] is in love with [Lenake] and cannot let them marry [Vanessa]. Does [Lenake] go back to [Jou] or stay with [Vanessa]?
Jou: :icongintokirunplz: STOP EVERYTHING! STAAAAHP!
Vanessa: :iconmingreactionplz: Oh! Jou~! I was just about to-
Jou: :iconimadplz: I CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS. YOU CAN'T DISAPPEAR FROM MY LIFE AGAIN!
Lenake: :iconretardthinkingplz: ... Wut.
Vanessa: :iconcutiesmileplz: That's sweet but I don't know what you're talking abou-
Jou: :iconshockedmittyplz: LENAKE YOU CAN'T MARRY HER! I CAN'T LOSE THE BEST SERVANT I HAVE!
Lenake: :iconamgplz: Y-you really think I'm the best? :iconiloveyouplz: I-I'm honored, master! I have never been complimented by you!
Vanessa: :iconblankstaretvplz: ...................

3. [Zircon]has a phobia that involves [Ciera]. What is the phobia?
Ciera: :iconboobgunplz: BRING IT ON, I CAN TAKE THE WORLD!
Zircon: :iconsoulcryplz: AHAHAHahaha yeaaahh I'll just... be... over here... :iconshiietplz:

4. [Faris] and [Ujiin] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [Faris] pick and what movie does [Uj] pick? Is [Uj] happy with [Fari]'s pick and vice versa?
Faris: :iconjunesplz: Let's watch Spartacus! Porn and violence IN THE SAME SHOW.
Ujiin: :iconduudewtfplz: ... ... ... :icondojimathumbsupplz: I support this decision.

5. [Kaz] is in an unhappy relationship with [Kentsugi] and realizes that he/she should be with [Vanessa] instead.
Kaz: :iconujustmadplz: So yeah, I'm gonna live with the cutesy healer girl THAT DOESN'T KICK ME OUT OF WINDOWS. :icontrialofthedragonplz:
Kentsugi: :iconidontthinksobetchplz: Okay, since when did I care? You're just some nuisance ANYWAYS.
Kaz: :iconsopsplz: SEE?! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! YOU'RE SO ABUSIVE! YOU SEXIST BASTARD!
Kentsugi: :iconimsotiredplz: You're just overreacting again. Go away already.

6. [Koji] is pregnant with [Faris]'s baby. How does [Lenake] react?
Kojiro: :iconduudewtfplz: ... ... ...
Faris: :iconsmutfaceplz: Are you a seahorse?! :iconshaplz: YOU'RE A SEAHORSE?!
Kojiro: :iconjustwhyplz: WHAT?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Lenake: :iconawestruckplz: ... You are somehow... pregnant.
Kojiro: :iconoh-god-why-plz:
Faris: :iconryojidaisyplz: LET ME TOUCH YOU!
Kojiro: :iconsopsplz: NO! YOU'LL SOMEHOW CAUSE A SECOND PREGNANCY, I'M SURE OF IT!
Faris: :iconimscaringlyhappyplz: MORE BABBIES!
Lenake: ... You water demons are very interesting... Are you sure you're not a seahorse? :iconffryojiplz:

7. Does [Koji] handle commitments well?
Kojiro: :iconohgodwhyplz: Where did my life go so wrong?

8. If [Ujiin] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Ujiin: :iconpsychotwishrugplz: Why don't you tell me?

9. [Ciera] sees [Kentsugi] with [Faizal] and knows that [Fai] is involved with [L'eamonde]. Does [Ciera] tell [Lemons] that [Fai] is cheating or does [Lemons] deserve to find out on his own?
Ciera: :iconwhatdoyoumeanplz: ...
Kentsugi: :iconsteincreeperplz: Wonderful, just between us, yes?
Faizal: :iconedstareplz: ... As long as I get dinner.
Kentsugi: :iconsteinhugsplz: WONDERFUL! I'll give you whatever you want after the procedure, of course. I just want to see what you look like on the inside~
Faizal: :iconimsotiredplz: Okay, don't care.
L'eamonde: :iconwthamiseeingplz: ... Wh- KENTSUGI?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BROTHER?!
Kentsugi: :iconsryyea: Uhh... experiments?
L'eamonde: :icondamnyousteinplz: YOU CAN'T JUST CUT THAT THING OPEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE!
Ciera: :iconbananalickplz: ... I was for certain there would be rape involved.  Damn.

10. [Jou] is set up by [Kaz] on a blind date with [Zircon]. Does the date go smoothly, and has [Jou] decided that he/she wants to kill [Kaz] before the date has ended?
Zircon: :iconkarinwhatplz: I think I'm at the wrong table.
Jou: :icondidyoujustplz: ... ... ... :iconjourageplz: HOW DID THAT LITTLE SHIT TRICK ME INTO THIS!? EASY MEAL MY ASS!
Zircon: :iconreactionplz: ....................... :iconehesmileplz: I'll just come back later when you're not turning into godzilla...

11. [Vanessa] and [Koji] have been dating for a year. Where does [Vanessa] choose to pop the question?
Vanessa: :iconureshiiplz: Dearest brother, I must know. When are you due?
Kojiro: :iconohgodwhyplz: I-I'm ... NOT... pregnant, Vanessa...
Vanessa: :iconohokaythenplz: But I heard- ... So should I cancel the baby shower?
Kojiro: :iconduudesrslyplz: WHAT?!
Vanessa: Well I figured I'd celebrate with a party, but if you're not really pregnant, I have to cancel all of those invites. :iconmisakithinkplz:
Kojiro: :iconmisakidarkplz: And exactly how many did you send?
Vanessa: :iconjunesplz: I lost count, I just threw them out a window into the city!
Kojiro: :iconhorrifiedmisakiplz: ........................................... :iconmisakideskplz: I'm not drunk enough for this nightmare...

12. [Faris] wants to end their relationship with [Lenake]. How does [Faris] choose to do so? Heartbroken [Lenake] has a one night stand with [Koji].
Lenake: :iconamericawhyplz: YOU LIED ABOUT THE SEAHORSE BABIES!
Faris: :iconiliedplz: YEAH. I GUESS I DID.  I ALSO LIED ABOUT LIKING YOU.
Lenake: :iconslashshockplz: ... :iconkotetsushockplz: B-but why?! Why would you do this?!
Faris: :iconholyshitmuffinsplz: BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES YOU. //leaps out window//
LATER THAT NIGHT
Kojiro: :iconsobbplz: WILL YOU ALL JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?! NO I'M NOT PREGNANT JUST LET ME GET DRUNK IN PEACE!
Lenake: :iconcatreactionplz: ...

13. [Jou] and [Uj] married. How does [Uj] handle [Jou]'s death?
Ujiin: :iconimadplz: ... HOW DARE YOU DIE. See, that's what you get for turning into godzilla and going on a rampage. :iconsryyea:

14. If there was one thing [Zir] could change about their life what would it be?
Zircon: :icontuzkipwnageplz: There wouldn't be no moon without me, bitches.

15. If [Lenake] could say anything to [Kaz] what would they say?
Lenake: :iconlesigh-plz: That color is atrocious on you.
Kaz: :iconimconstipatedplz: AND YOU'RE A WHALE.
Lenake: :iconwh-plz:
Kaz: :iconberriesncreamplz:

16. A drunken [Faizal] comes home and finds [Ciera] in bed with [Jou]. How does [Fai] react?
Faizal: :iconschnitzelplz: ...
Ciera: :iconcicadablockplz: BITCH SOME MORE, DOGBREATH! KEEP BARKIN', SEE HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE!
Jou: :iconjourageplz: GOD DAMN IT GET YOUR TITS OUT OF MY FACE AND GO STAY DEAD ALREADY!
Ciera: :iconboobgunplz: SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN!
Faizal: :iconmegustamuchoplz: ... Heheheheh... Her tits transformed...

17. Is a sweet love scene between [Lemons] and [Faris] possible?
Faris: :iconkillallplz: ... Are you a boy or a girl...?
L'eamonde: :iconadamblackpp: ... You act a lot like Kaz... And my gender is no concern to you, you're dead.
Faris: :iconheepplz: ... AVOIDING MY QUESTIONSSSSSsssss :iconinsaiyanplz:
L'eamonde: :iconwhoareyoupeopleplz: ... //flee//

18. [Zir] and [Kentsugi] are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
Kentsugi: :icondesucraiplz: Why can't you just let me make it all up?!
Zircon: :iconkglareplz: You're a terrible father, that's why. Now stop, go away!
Kentsugi: That's hardly an excuse, I don't want an enemy of any of my 'children'! :iconyukkocryniplz:
Zircon: :icondivaplz: And I just don't care. Go favor the others instead, I'm no longer a part of your life.
Kentsugi: :iconmenmacryplz: BUT IT WASN'T ME!

19. Is a happily ever after possible for [Ciera] and [Ujiin]?
Ujiin: :iconexcaliburfaceplz: ... Your tits have turned into guns twice. I'm not sure if I can find anything good about that.
Ciera: Not even a hug~? :iconboobhugplz:
Ujiin: :iconmybodyisreadyplz: NEVER STOP.

20. [Kentsugi] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [Lemons] or [Lenake]?
Kentsugi: :iconorekiwhatplz: And what do you know, I'm still genderless. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to work.
L'eamonde: :iconhavocwhatplz: What just is happen?
Lenake: :iconqueplz: ... okay.

21. If [Zircon] had to be stuck on a island with [Vanessa] or [Koji] which would [Zir] choose? Why?
Zircon: :iconladies-plz: ... No offense, but I'd rather be stuck with the lady. One, it's a lady, and two, she won't kill me. And I've known her for a while~
Vanessa: :iconcutiesmileplz:
Kojiro: :iconshinpachiglareplz: //sword to the throat// ...
Zircon: :iconmioshock2niplz: HOLY CRAP- I WASN'T GOING TO TOUCH HER SODUFJEROASDUER!!
Vanessa: :iconnouuhplz:

22. [Ciera] and [Vanessa] are romantically involved when [Ciera]'s original love, [Jou] returns from the dead. How does [Ciera] handle the person's return?
Vanessa: :iconexcitedsmileplz: JOU!
Ciera: :iconorekismileplz: Well hello you~ I was just showing Vanessa something interesting.
Jou: :iconjourageplz: YOU CRUSHED YOUR METALLIC TITS AGAINST MY FACE AND EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH IT?!
Vanessa: :iconohgodwhy-plz:
Ciera: :iconwhathaveyoudoneplz: You want another taste?
Jou: :iconpokerfacememeplz: ... Yes.
Ciera: :iconqueplz:
Vanessa: JOU! :iconsrapplz:

23. [Faris] is forced to choose who will live between [Koji] and [Lemons]. Which one does [Faris] choose to live?
L'eamonde: :iconureshii-go-on-plz: Kill the Eudemon. He'll come back.
Kojiro: :iconwhymetearplz: But you can't die at all, I can.
L'eamonde: :icontruestoryplz: Because. I'm god.
Faris: :iconyooyayplz: MMKAY. //shoots//
Kojiro: :icondyinginsideplz: ... You shot me... :iconifaintplz:
Faris: :iconyukkowhoaniplz: Lead works so faaaast!
L'eamonde: :iconiwanttopunchyouplz: ... Aaany minute now...  ... ... Aaaany time. .... Waaake up. Wake up wake up wake up wake up-

24. [Zircon] falls in love with [Fai]. When [Zir] gets the opportunity to be with [Fai] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [Fai] is only using him/her to get close to [Vanessa].
Zircon: :iconwaitwhutplz: You're just trying to use me to eat her, aren't you?
Faizal: However could you tell? :iconlikeasirplz:
Zircon: :iconlongmemeplz: I KNEW IT! YOU'RE SUCH A PLAYER! :iconruncryplz:
Faizal: Hey, we all gotta eat. :iconduudewtfplz: You're just a lunatic.
Zircon: :iconmingwhatdoplz: COMES WITH THE MOON.
Faizal: :iconfryplz: ...


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“It is the calm and silent water that drowns a man”



Warning: This thing's results are rather... grueling. @.@

Chose my samurai group [past and present] just because someone said to. :iconmegustaplz:

Twelve Characters I Love
1. Kojiro
2. Maiha
3. Kitomi
4. Rikuto [Sake-man]
5. Taimaro
6. Jirochi
7. Shigeo
8. Takeko
9. Keitaro
10. Makinomu
11. Ciera
12. Souji


1. If [Takeko] was involved with both [Shigeo] and [Sake-man] how would [Shigeo] and [Sake-man] react when they found out about one another?
Shigeo: :iconmanlytearplz: ... I see how it is.
Sake-man: :icondrunk-plz: Ohhhh you two look... so similar. Are you like... her son?
Takeko: :icondafuqplz: No! We're siblings SHIGEO WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ... ARE YOU SAYING I'M OLD?!
Shigeo: :iconmanlytearplz: I expected better from you.
Sake-man: And then I fought the hell-boar with my lance in one hand, a horse in the other.
Takeko: :iconwthamiseeingplz: ...


2. [Maiha] and [Taimaro] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [Ciera] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [Ciera] is in love with [Taimaro] and cannot let them marry [Maiha]. Does [Taimaro] go back to [Ciera] or stay with [Maiha]?
Taimaro: :iconrlytearplz: M-mother?!
Maiha: :iconwtfisthatplz: What is this?!
Ciera: :icononionnouplz: YOU GIVE ME BACK MY LITTLE BOY!
Taimaro: :iconhappytearsplz: omgomgomgomgMOTHER SAVE MEEEEE
Maiha: :iconyandereplz: YOU WON'T TAKE MY PRETTY TREASURES AWAY FROM ME YOU FILTHY SLUG!
Taimaro: :iconoo-plz: ...
Ciera: :iconadamblackpp: Tai, honey, step away from the psycho.

3. [Shigeo]has a phobia that involves [Koji]. What is the phobia?
Shigeo: :iconwant-plz: I have no fears. I'm FEARLESS!
Kojiro: :iconpsychotic2plz: Is that right?
Shigeo: :iconscared-plz: ...

4. [Keitaro] and [Souji] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [Keitaro] pick and what movie does [Souji] pick? Is [Souji] happy with [Keitaro]'s pick and vice versa?
Souji: :iconserious-plz: ...
Keitaro: :iconhandsomeonionplz: Let's watch Deep Blue Sea.
Souji: :iconserious-plz: ... I don't know what a 'movie' is.
Keitaro: :iconstaredadplz: Deep blue sea it is.
Souji: :iconserious-plz: ... **sigh**

5. [Makinomu] is in an unhappy relationship with [Sake-man] and realizes that he/she should be with [Maiha] instead.
Makinomu: :iconpokerfacememeplz: ... Nope.
Maiha: :iconsobcryplz: What?! I'm not good enough!?
Makinomu: :iconadamblackpp: I didn't say anything. I just said 'nope' to his question.
Maiha: :iconohalrightplz: Oh okay. So this means you'll join me tonight?
Makinomu: ... What if I said 'no'?
Maiha: :iconcomeoverhereplz: I'd be very VERY upset~
Makinomu: :iconfreakedplz: ... Oh.
Sake-man: :icondrunk-plz: Ride on, noble steed! Ride into victory! We attack at dawn!

6. [Kitomi] is pregnant with [Keitaro]'s baby. How does [Tai] react?
Kitomi: :iconidislikeitplz: I don't know what happened!
Taimaro: :iconsadadamplz: I-I thought we were going to have something!
Kitomi: :icondesperateplz: It was rape!
Keitaro: :iconyoupunkplz: I don't know what your problem is. You're the necrophiliac.
Taimaro: :iconwtwplz: WHAT?!
Kitomi: :iconscared-plz: ... I'm haunted.
Keitaro: :iconranranruuplz:

7. Does [Kitomi] handle commitments well?
Kitomi: :icononionwoeplz: ... Apparently not...
Keitaro: Hey, it was just in your dreams, it's okay. :icontrollmorphplz: It didn't really happen.
Kitomi: :icondafuqplz: ... :iconomg--plz: AAAUGH I HATE CONFUSING NIGHTMARES! WAKE UP YOU BITCH!

8. If [Souji] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Souji: :iconserious-plz: ...
Takeko: :iconwant-plz: As we can see, he shows no emotional change!
Shigeo: :icontasteyummy: In fact, he suffers from lack of emotion!
Souji: :iconserious-plz: ...
Souji's inner mind: :iconimskitzoplz:

9. [Koji] sees [Sake-man] with [Takeko] and knows that [Takeko] is involved with [Jirochi]. Does [Kojiro] tell [Jirochi] that [Takeko] is cheating or does [Jirochi] deserve to find out on his own?
Takeko: It's not what it looks like, he's drunk and can't stand on his own.
Sake-man: :icondrunk-plz: I watched the WHOOOOLE thing!
Kojiro: :iconsuspicious-plz: ... I. Don't. Care.
Jirochi: :icongitfaceplz: ...
Sake-man: :icondrunk-plz: And then he swung so hard that they exploded!
Takeko: Just saying before you get ide- ...
Kojiro: :iconsuspicious-plz: I. Don't. Care.
Sake-man: Like a pinata! Man it was somethin'. Should of seen those organs. Like... cherry glazed taffy or something.
Kojiro: :icondafuqplz: ...
Takeko: :stare: ...
Jirochi: :icongitfaceplz: ... Is this guy for real?
Kojiro: :icondafuqplz: ... I. DON'T. CARE.

10. [Ciera] is set up by [Makinomu] on a blind date with [Shigeo]. Does the date go smoothly, and has [Ciera] decided that he/she wants to kill [Makinomu] before the date has ended?
Ciera: :iconretardthinkingplz: You're adorable.
Shigeo: :iconwhatisthisplz: Thank you?
Ciera: :iconretardthinkingplz: Like a cute little kitty I should keep back home in my closet.
Shigeo: :iconadamblackpp: Please don't. I like being able to walk around.
Ciera: :iconretardthinkingplz: It's okay, I don't think I'll be allowed to keep you. I'm pretty sure my husband eats cats.
Shigeo: :iconwthamiseeingplz: WHAT?!

11. [Maiha] and [Kitomi] have been dating for a year. Where does [Maiha] choose to pop the question?
Maiha: :iconblush--plz: You're really adorable. And I've been watching you.
Kitomi: :iconabyssstareplz: ...?
Maiha: :iconcutiesmileplz: So I want to add your pretty face to my collection of treasures. Will you be one of my precious gems~?
Kitomi: :iconwtffaceplz: ... No.
Maiha: :iconyandereplz: I'M SORRY, I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTOOD THAT.
Kitomi: :iconsaywhaplz: ...

12. [Keitaro] wants to end their relationship with [Taimaro]. How does [Keitaro] choose to do so? Heartbroken [Taimaro] has a one night stand with [Kitomi].
Keitaro: :iconimseriousplz: Taimaro. We just can't be together anymore. Our love's just faded...
Taimaro: :iconboredguuplz: We were never together.
Keitaro: :iconsooseriousplz: WE CAN'T BE TOGETHER.
Taimaro: :iconemmplz: Okay! We can't be together!
Keitaro: :iconohseriousplz: ... Good. Now go.
Taimaro: :iconemmplz: ... Um...
Keitaro: :iconsoimseriousplz: GO MY BOY! GO BACK TO THAT WOMAN!
Taimaro: :iconomgwtfbbqplz: OH GOD OKAY STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!

MEANWHILE
Kitomi: :iconelizapuppyfaceplz: That guy's a jerk. Tormenting people.
Taimaro: Wait, you know him?
Kitomi: :iconelizapuppyfaceplz: No. Shut up and strip.
Taimaro: :iconnghplz: ... Oh.

13. [Ciera] and [Souji] married. How does [Souji] handle [Ciera]'s death?
Souji: :iconserious-plz: ... Neh. **shrugs**

14. If there was one thing [Shigeo] could change about their life what would it be?
Shigeo: :iconscared-plz: ... My fears?

15. If [Taimaro] could say anything to [Makinomu] what would they say?
Taimaro: :iconohdearplz: ... I think I got raped.
Makinomu: :iconpapcryplz: You poor thing.
Taimaro: :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz: What do I do!?
Makinomu: :iconserious-plz: Embrace the fact someone desires you. Because it's a miracle.
Taimaro: :icondafuqplz: ... Are you my father in disguise? Because I swear I could hear him saying the same thing.
Makinomu: :iconserious-plz: **drinks** Smart man.

16. A drunken [Takeko] comes home and finds [Koji] in bed with [Ciera]. How does [Takeko] react?
Takeko: :iconkillallplz: ... Is that... my bed?
Ciera: :iconconfusedblushplz: Um noooo... you're in the wrong house.
Kojiro: :iconwhatisthisplz: ...
Takeko: :iconohalrightplz: Oh okay. My mistake. **stumbles out**
Kojiro: ... :iconsuspicious-plz: You know she's going to figure it out eventually.
Ciera: :icondeathstareplz: ... :iconhappydeathstareplz: ... :iconawesomedeathstareplz: Yeah but not until morning, and we'll be gone by then. And she'll be none the wiser.
Kojiro: :iconpokerfacememeplz: ... Where is your logic? Did it break?
Ciera: :icontsukinosmirkplz: Doesn't matter. Now where were we?

17. Is a sweet love scene between [Jirochi] and [Keitaro] possible?
Jirochi: :iconshaplz: BROTHER!
Keitaro: :iconyooyayplz: BROTHER!
**ADVENTURE TIME BROFIST ACTIVATE**

18. [Shigeo] and [Sake-man] are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
Shigeo: :iconfightmeplz: Prove you're worthy of being called a legend!
Sake-man: :icondrunk-plz: Well okay... **pulls down pants**
Shigeo: :iconsuprisecryplz: NOT WHAT I MEANT!

19. Is a happily ever after possible for [Koji] and [Souji]?
Kojiro: :iconsuspicious-plz: ...
Souji: :iconserious-plz: ...

And not a word was spoken that day. A missed opportunity, and therefor a missed stab to the heart.
Literally.

20. [Sake-man] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [Jirochi] or [Taimaro]?
Sake-man: :icondrunk-plz: You're both soooo cute. You remind me of that time where...
Jirochi: :iconwthplz: He's going into another story.
Taimaro: :iconfreakedplz: ... Run.
Jirochi: :iconwthplz: I agree young warrior. **flee**
Sake-man: :icondrunk-plz: And then he asked me what I'd like, and I said a stairway to heaven. Horses ran across the countryside and I like tomatoes on my omelets.

21. If [Shigeo] had to be stuck on a island with [Maiha] or [Kitomi] which would [Shigeo] choose? Why?
Shigeo: :iconscared-plz: ... Can I have the cute one?
Kitomi: :iconadamblackpp: ... You pointing to me?
Maiha: :iconcutiesmileplz: Aww you're so nice. You think I'm cute?
Shigeo: :iconemmplz: Actually I was talking to the desert girl...
Maiha: :iconyandereplz: I WAS PLANNING ON KEEPING BOTH OF YOU AS STUFFED TROPHIES IN MY ISLAND RESORT ANYWAYS.
Shigeo: :iconscared-plz:
Kitomi: :iconawkwardplz:

22. [Koji] and [Maiha] are romantically involved when [Koji]'s original love, [Ciera] returns from the dead. How does [Koji] handle the person's return?
Maiha: :iconcomeoverhereplz: I'm glad you could take the time out of your day to visit little old me~ :iconcutiesmileplz:
Kojiro: :icondafuqplz: ... You STALKED me.
Maiha: :iconblush--plz: Not at all, I simply followed you and watched everything you do~
Ciera: :iconwhatisthisplz: I just keep finding this guy everywhere stalking my family WHAT IS GOING ON WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH THE WOAH-MAN THAT MARRIED MY SON?!
Kojiro: :iconshockplz: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHY ARE YOU ALIVE WHAT HAPPENED WHY IS THERE SO MUCH YELLING OH GO- ... :iconrejectedplz: ... m-my head...
Maiha: :iconinternalinjuryplz: Oh, you're that slut who keeps taking away my precious collections.
Ciera: :iconwhatisthisplz: I'm sorry, I'm this man's WIFE, and I'm dead, yes, but I'm alive to apparently kick your ass for not only kidnapping my SON but also harassing my husband.
Kojiro: :iconrejectedplz: ...Harassment covers a wide range of behaviors of an offensive nature. It is commonly understood as behaviour intended to disturb or upset, and it is characteristically repetitive. In the legal sense, it is intentional behaviour which is found threatening or disturbing.
Ceria: SEE?! YOU BROKE HIM!
Maiha: :iconyandereplz: IF I CAN'T HAVE IT, NO ONE CAN! AHAHAHAHA!

23. [Keitaro] is forced to choose who will live between [Kitomi] and [Jirochi]. Which one does [Keitaro] choose to live?
Keitaro: :icondontunderstandplz: Sorry cutie, but Jirochi's my bro, I can't just kill him.
Jirochi: :icongreatjobplz:
Kitomi: :iconboredguuplz: But aren't you both already dead?
Keitaro: :iconscared-plz: She knows man.
Jirochi: :icononihauntyou: Harsh...

24. [Shigeo] falls in love with [Takeko]. When [Shigeo] gets the opportunity to be with [Takeko] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [Takeko] is only using him/her to get close to [Maiha].
Shigeo: :iconmanlytearplz: Why do you keep doing this to me?
Takeko: :iconelizapuppyfaceplz: Doing what? I'm trying to deal with this psycho.
Maiha: :iconevulplz: IS THAT RIGHT.
Shigeo: :iconscared-plz: ...
Takeko: :iconamgplz: No?
Maiha: :iconyandereplz: SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER ME?! YOU DON'T HAVE MY PRETTY LITTLE GEM WITH YOU, I SEE. GUESS THAT MEANS YOU DON'T NEED TO LIVE.

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Kojiro: :iconrejectedplz: Yandere is a Japanese term for a person who is initially very loving and gentle to someone (or at least innocent) before their devotion becomes destructive in nature, often through violence and/or brutality. The term is derived from the words yanderu (病んでる?) meaning a mental or emotional illness, and deredere (でれでれ?) meaning to show affection. Yandere characters are mentally unstable, and sometimes are incredibly deranged and are not mentally sane, often using extreme violence and/or brutality as an outlet for their emotions.
Ciera: :iconadamblackpp: ... Yeah, you're really broken now. I think you need help by this point.

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“It is the calm and silent water that drowns a man”



Warning: This thing's results are rather... grueling. @.@

Twelve Characters I Love
1. Ujiin
2. Lily
3. Eon
4. Kojiro
5. Zinatani
6. Vanessa
7. Yuneto
8. Jouichirou
9. Kazzanti
10. Kentsugi
11. Spade
12. Jack


1. If [Jou] was involved with both [Yuneto] and [Koji] how would [Yuneto] and [Koji] react when they found out about one another?
Yuneto: :iconcuriosityplz: Oh my, what are you doing here?
Kojiro: :iconthatsgreatplz: ... Waiting to kill someone?
Yuneto: :iconhappytearsplz: My word! Me too! WE CAN DO IT TOGETHER! **clings**
Kojiro: :iconfrownyfaceplz: ... Get the hell off of me you freak.
Yuneto: :iconkonataplz: AND I CAN CATCH UP WITH THE TIMES! I MISSED YOU SON! WE NEED TO TALK AND NEVER BE SEPARATED AGAIN! **bla bla bla**
Kojiro: :icongetawayplz: ... Shut UP!
Jouichirou: :iconisawwhatudidtharplz: Just as planned...

2. [Lily] and [Zina] are saying their vows when the doors are thrown open and [Spade] marches in demanding that the ceremony stop because [Spade] is in love with [Zina] and cannot let them marry [Lily]. Does [Zina] go back to [Spade] or stay with [Lily]?
Spade: Ah can't let ya do that!
Zinatani: :iconfreakedplz: Who the hell are YOU?!
Lily: :iconretardthinkingplz: Well this doesn't bode well. Where are we?
Spade: :iconrage-plz: Ah'm here ta tell ya somethin'! **aims gun** YA'LL'S GONNA DIE NOW!
Zinatani: :iconzomgplz: WHAT ON EARTH- WHAT KIND OF TEA PARTY IS THIS?!
Lily: ;D A showdown.

3. [Yuneto ]has a phobia that involves [Ujiin]. What is the phobia?
Yuneto: :icondisbeliefplz: Why do they always send the Nightmare King?!
Ujiin: :iconpsychotic1plz: I know everything you fear~ that's why!
Yuneto: :icontearfulplz: That's just not fair...!

4. [Kaz] and [Jack] are having a movie marathon night. What movie does [Kaz] pick and what movie does [Jack] pick? Is [Jack] happy with [Kaz]'s pick and vice versa?
Kaz: :iconexcitedblushplz: LET'S WATCH TITANIC!
Jack: :iconwhutfaceplz: ... No. When Oi'm not stuck as a lizard, Oi'm going to kill you.
Kaz: :icononiontantrumplz: I WANNA WATCH IT! WE'RE WATCHING TITANIC. :iconwtfusayplz:
Jack: :iconmoody-plz: ... Oi hate you forceful toypes...
Kaz: :iconiloveitmoreplz:  Yay Titanic! I love Jack!
Jack: ... :grump:

5. [Kentsugi] is in an unhappy relationship with [Kojiro] and realizes that he/she should be with [Lily] instead.
Kentsugi: :iconhonoesplz: LILITH, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
Lily: :iconrelievedplz: Um, okay. What with now, hun?
Kentsugi: :icongetawayplz: That mentally disturbed samurai's after me again. DO SOMETHING!
Kojiro: :iconsuspicious-plz: ... 'Mentally Disturbed'...? :iconlll-plz: Mentally DISTURBED?!
Kentsugi: :iconomgwtfbbqplz: HELP ME!
Lily: :iconawkwardplz: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? **runs away**
Kentsugi: :iconkyeplz: I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
Kojiro: >8\ I'LL SHOW YOU 'MENTALLY DISTURBED' ONCE I'M THROUGH TEARING YOU APART!

6. [Eon] is pregnant with [Kaz]'s baby. How does [Zina] react?
Zina: :iconpokerfacememeplz: ... Well... Uh... That's ... different.
Eon: :iconimmakillyouplz: ... She shoved a fetus down my throat. And is waiting for it to come out.
Kaz: :iconawwwplz: It has to come out sometime. THEN WE'LL HAVE A BABY!
Zina: ... :iconsomethingstinksplz: Well that's not freaky at all.

7. Does [Eon] handle commitments well?
Eon: :iconhurtsplz: ... Come on Ibala, it was completely an accident! SHE SHOVED IT DOWN MY THROAT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!

8. If [Jack] suffered from a mental disorder what would that disorder be?
Jack: :iconpsychotic2plz: There's nothing wrong with me, it's just you.

9. [Ujiin] sees [Kojiro] with [Jou] and knows that [Jou] is involved with [Vanessa]. Does [Ujiin] tell [Vanessa] that [Jou] is cheating or does [Vanessa] deserve to find out on his own?
Ujiin: :iconpokerfacememeplz: ... Well they're at war again. ... ... ... :iconyoucardplz: **runs to Vanessa** HEY GUESS WHAT. YOUR MAN IS CHEATING ON YOU FOR YOUR BROTHER. LIKE SOME HORRIBLE FAN FICTION WRITTEN BY RABID SCHOOLGIRLS.
Vanessa: :iconimspeechlessplz: ... What? WHAT?! OH MY GOD WHAT?!
Jou: :iconscared-plz: ... I have a very VERY bad yet awkward feeling about my existence suddenly.
Kojiro: :iconserious-plz: ... I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to walk away from this, and kill myself.
Ujiin: :iconlaugh-plz: Hee perfect.

10. [Spade] is set up by [Kentsugi], on a blind date with [Yuneto]. Does the date go smoothly, and has [Spade] decided that he/she wants to kill [Kentsugi] before the date has ended?
Spade: :iconohdearplz: ... Ain't ya'll that Pirate King?
Yuneto: :icondrunk-plz: I'm sorry, who are you? Are you someone Faito pulled on deck again?
Spade: :iconareyoukiddingplz: Ah'm assumin' that means 'yes'. **aims guns** Guess that means Ah'm gettin' mah pay tonaht.
Yuneto: :iconpetrifiedplz: Oh. You're a bounty hunter. WELL this blows. .__.
Kentsugi: :iconcreepyonionplz: ...

11. [Lily] and [Eon] have been dating for a year. Where does [Lily] choose to pop the question?
Lily: We've known each other for a very long time. Been through a lot together.
Eon: :iconihateitplz: Okay, your point?
Lily: :iconomg--plz: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN YOUR LESSON ALREADY!?
Eon: :iconheadacheplz: OH GOD WHAT THE HELL-

12. [Kaz] wants to end their relationship with [Zina]. How does [Kaz] choose to do so? Heartbroken [Zina] has a one night stand with [Eon].
Kaz: :iconsayhiplz: You're a royal bitch and no one likes you. Go drown please, you'll do the world a favor. Not that anyone would miss you, your existence is pretty unknown anyways. ou o
Zina: :iconsaywhaplz: Wh-what?! That- I... ... ... :icongivingupplz:
NEXT DAY:
Zina: :iconotlplz: Oh my god what have I done?
Eon: :iconstudmuffinplz: Just gave me immortality, that's what. Thanks!

13. [Spade] and [Jack] married. How does [Jack] handle [Spade]'s death?
Jack: :iconpokerfacememeplz: ... Oi don't remember getting married. Were we drunk? ... Oh roight. Ye doied. ... ... ... Well ain't that a shame.

14. If there was one thing [Yuneto] could change about their life what would it be?
Yuneto: :iconallaloneplz: ... My word, I should probably socialize more. OH WELL, NO ONE CARES ABOUT HUMANITY! :icononiskiplz:

15. If [Zina] could say anything to [Kentsugi] what would they say?
Zinatani: :iconimfuriousplz: YOU HAVE TO KILL THAT WRETCHED PIRATE. HE'S FLOODING MY ISLAND.
Kentsugi: :iconidontthinksobetchplz: Don't touch me, woman.
Zinatani: :iconredpassplz: I know where he is. He's a menace! Take him down, you control fate!
Kentsugi: :iconsnooty-plz: I might consider it, after removing your stench from my person!
Zinatani: :iconwhutfaceplz: ...

16. A drunken [Jou] comes home and finds [Ujiin] in bed with [Spade]. How does [Jou] react?
Jou: :iconpokerfacememeplz: ... ... ... :icondeathstareplz: ... ... ... :iconhappydeathstareplz: ... ... ... :iconawesomedeathstareplz: ... Haa slut.
Spade: :icondizzy-plz: Wh-where am Ah?
Ujiin: :icongreatjobplz: YOU just lost your virginity!
Spade: :iconawkwardplz: AH WHAT?!
Jou: :icondrunk-plz: Raaaape~ :iconwooooplz:

17. Is a sweet love scene between [Vanessa] and [Kaz] possible?
Kaz: :iconweirdplz: HEY. LET'S DO SOMETHING.
Vanessa: Uhh?
Kaz: :icondothisthingplz: LET'S DO SOMETHING THAT TURNS HEADS.
Vanessa: :iconimhachuneplz: Wouldn't just standing here with you turn enough heads?!

18. [Yuneto] and [Kojiro] are bitter rivals. What made them rivals?
Yuneto: :icononiontortureplz: I don't understand! Why are you trying to kill me?! I LOVED YOU!
Kojiro: :iconsuspicious-plz: Well let's see. You didn't care that I was born, you left me with YOUR burdens because YOU don't want to deal with them, you're using me for YOUR personal gain, and frankly, I just despise you.
Yuneto: :iconemmplz: ... Umm... ... ... :iconilltellonyouplz: Don't hurt me?
Kojiro: :iconserious-plz: ... I'll be sure to kill you slowly.
Yuneto: :iconimsorryplz: I love you?
Kojiro: :iconihateitplz: ... **stabs**
Yuneto: :iconfacebleedplz: OH MY GOD WHYYYYY?!
Kojiro: :iconwhatisthisplz: How did you face even...
Yuneto: :iconmanlytearplz: I had great hopes for you, son. Great hopes. You could of done great things.
Kojiro: :iconimtwitchingplz: ... Why aren't you dying?
Yuneto: :iconheenotimpressedplz: I think I'll haunt you.
Kojiro: :icondragonshock2plz: DIE! DIE DIE DIE! STOP TALKING! **STABSTABSTABSTAB**

19. Is a happily ever after possible for [Ujiin] and [Jack]?
Ujiin: :iconlusciousplz: What's up, Jackie?
Jack: :iconrejectedplz: ... Please tell me Oi'm drunk.
Ujiin: :iconfearmeplz: I have a meat grinder delivery for you.
Jack: :iconpokerfacememeplz: ... ... ... :icontableflipplz: STAY AWAY!
Ujiin: :iconqueplz: **flung out a window**

20. [Kojiro] undergoes a gender-swap. Who would he/she sleep with first? [Vanessa] or [Zina]?
Kojiro: :iconboredguuplz: ... One would be incest, and the other is a bitch. I don't want to be seen as a lesbian either... so...
Zinatani: :iconfinegeezplz: Well aren't you the charming one.
Vanessa: :iconyooyayplz: I ALWAYS WANTED A SISTER!
Kojiro: :iconyoupunkplz: ... It's temporary.
Vanessa: :iconokaymemeplz: Oh...

21. If [Yuneto] had to be stuck on a island with [Lily] or [Eon] which would [Yuneto] choose? Why?
Yuneto: :iconnotsureifgusta: ... I choose... :iconiseeplz: The thick black chick.
Lily: :icondafuqplz: You callin' me fat?
Eon: :icononionfacepalmplz: ... Whatever. What the fuck ever. I'm gone. **walks off**
Yuneto: :iconshaplz: This is going to be fun!
Lily: :iconfightmeplz: Damn straight! I'm gonna beat the crap outta you!
Yuneto: :iconbawww-plz: ... Why?
Lily: :iconadamblackpp: ... How old are you again, honey? You act six.

22. [Ujiin] and [Lily] are romantically involved when [Ujiin]'s original love, [Spade] returns from the dead. How does [Ujiin] handle the person's return?
Ujiin: :iconkillallplz: Am I still drunk?
Lily: :iconbadpokerfaceplz: Ujiin, sugar, you're always drunk.
Spade: :iconblowitallupplz: YA'LL AIN'T GETTIN' AWAY WITH WHAT YA'LL DID! **fires guns**
Ujiin: :iconfrancisplz: I'm getting filled with HOLES! LOOK LILY, I'M HOLY NOW!
Lily: :icondafuqplz: ...
Spade: :iconwhatisthisplz: Wait, ya'll ain't involved, are ya?
Lily: :iconqueplz: Oh no, he's my 'brother'. Go ahead.
Ujiin: :iconaaahhplz: WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THAT?! WE COULDA HAD SOMETHIN'!

23. [Kaz] is forced to choose who will live between [Eon] and [Vanessa]. Which one does [Kaz] choose to live?
Kaz: :iconhuarghplz: Okay... The lady already died once. You're just a cat. No one likes cats.
Vanessa: :iconladies-plz: Isn't there a way none of us have to die?
Eon: :iconihateitplz: Aren't you a cat too?
Kaz: :iconheerpplz: NO. ONE MUST DIE!
Eon: :icondafuqplz: ... What the shit?!
Vanessa: :iconohcraplz: What is wrong with her?!
Kaz: :iconwhaaplz: EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE HAPPY. SO HAPPY.
Eon: :iconholymotherofgodplz: ... Step back slowly... and run. Run until your legs fall off.

24. [Yuneto] falls in love with [Jou]. When [Yuneto] gets the opportunity to be with [Jou] he/she is happy... until he/she finds out that [Jou] is only using him/her to get close to [Lily].
Yuneto: :iconsothereplz: You know. I forgave you for trying to have me killed. Really.
Jou: :iconwhatisthisplz: ... What the fuck do you want?
Yuneto: :iconladies-plz: And I know you only used me to get to someone else.
Jou: :icondafuqplz: ... I wanted you and your son to kill each other- WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME?!
Yuneto: :iconheenotimpressedplz: You're pretty enough to eat. I like the pretty ones.
Jou: :iconincomprehensionplz: ... What the fuck?!
Yuneto: :iconimdementedplz: Think you're gonna be getting away with that?! I don't like being used, kid.
Jou: :iconwthamiseeingplz: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT STOP TOUCHING ME YOU FREAK!
Yuneto: :iconcomeoverhereplz: Now that's not nice at all~
Kojiro: :iconthatsokplz: ... **drinks sake** Now you know how it feels to have a freak all over you.
Jou: :iconrage-plz: Youuuuu...

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